Inside a Woman's Purse

As a new year comes upon me, readers, I find it important to update my own appearance. This, for me, includes getting a new purse and cleaning out the old one. That being said, this blog update is actually for the guys. Many men I've talked to have expressed to me the fear they have of venturing inside a woman's purse. Some of them are convinced that something is living inside there and will eat them, some of them are scared of...erm...feminine things... and some of them simply fear the unknown.

Well today, reader, I'm going to take you on a fascinating journey inside the woman's purse. My purse, to be specific. I think this blog, though not yet written, will prove once and for all that the dudes have nothing to be scared of. I won't speak too soon, though. Let's see what we find. (Click pictures for bigger view.)

Mmm, Stride gum wrapper. (Thank you mommy, for the stocking stuffer.) I wonder if Stride will pay me for product placement for this one? Seriously. The three readers I have may now be convinced to buy some. Relatively normal as of now, right guys? 1 point for the ladies. Let's continue.

Ew. Okay, I admit. What used to be a cute hair piece has now turned ugly. I'm not sure what that brown stuff is, but I'm led to believe it is some sort of chocolate. That's what I get for throwing this into the bottom of the purse. I suppose it's time to throw this out. *sigh*, fine. 1 point for the guys.

A burnt out car headlight. Funny story on this one. Piece of advice for you: please make sure you took the connector off the original before you compare the new and old and assume that the auto-dealer man sold you the wrong sized bulb. Man, that was embarrassing.

Not sure to whom the point goes, here. On one hand, this is a pretty cool, masculine-like gadget that many dudes would be excited to find. On the other hand, it is a weird, almost intimidating thing to carry around in a purse. Let me think on this one.

Hmm, a fake 1 million dollar bill that also preaches the love of Jesus might be an odd thing to carry around in your purse. Though I can picture some robber stealing my purse and thinking he stole a huge amount of money only to potentially experience the biggest buzz kill of his life. Quite possibly a genius way to get back at any future robbers while also planting the seed of truth into his purse-stealing life. 1 point for me.

Oh, please. YOU HAVE ONE TOO. So it comes complete with some pink shaving gel and smells like Spa Breeze. It's still just a razor and I think this is one point for us just because it's prettier than yours. :o)

All right, fine. You win.